The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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