Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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