Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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