Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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