What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
false alarm, still single
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