We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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