How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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