im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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