dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
too bad you live with your parents still
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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