She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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