i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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