He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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