i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
false alarm, still single
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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