i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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