I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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