Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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