Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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