the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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