Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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