Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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