One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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