And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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