singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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