Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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