Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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