i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
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