you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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