Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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