I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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