Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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