do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Girls should come with a carfax report
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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