You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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