Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
