He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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