Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
This is my gift to your gina
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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