that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Is this like a preordered booty call?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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