in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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