You can't special order awesome
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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