She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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