I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Why are your pants in the freezer?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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