Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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