member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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