I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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