No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Randomize
