turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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