Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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