i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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