There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
