I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
