Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
We're like a lot better than the average bears
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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