She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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