that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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