great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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