fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
